This post was totally going to be about Sailor Moon until I found this article. For those of you to lazy to click the link, it's about how Australia needs to solidify their claim on Antarctica so they can control the natural resources there.
Yes, there are natural resources in Antarctica, not just ice, penguins, and really cold scientists. I think this really just strengthens my argument for conquering the frozen continent, and the importance of doing it soon, before the rest of the world realizes how much power lies in controlling it. Furthermore, it looks like the treaty preventing anyone from using the resources down there runs out in 2048. That's only 37 years to solidify the plan, gather up our army, recruit the giant squid, and kick out the scientists. I haven't even finished designing the domes!
So, please, my darling invisible cats, rise up and let all your friends know about the plan. We are going to need some serious numbers to pull this off before the rest of the world begins their petty bickering. Remember, everyone gets a ration of catnip, gushy food, and cheeseburgers, and each dome will have control over at least one giant squid. Also, I have recently determined that each family will be able to have a pony.
Invisible cats unite!
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